- The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
- Some people live an entire lifetime and wonder if they have made a difference in the world. Marines don't have that problem.
- I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandment's would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.
- Government is not the solution to the problem, it is the problem.
- The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.
- Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
- The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.
- It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.
- Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
▼
Let's bring him back.
ReplyDelete