Wednesday, December 04, 2013

If you think English is easy

Consider the different pronunciations and meanings of words that are spelled the same...
  • The bandage was wound around the wound
  • The farm was used to produce produce.
  • The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
  • We must polish the Polish furniture.
  • He could lead if he would get the lead out.
  • The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
  • Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
  • A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
  • When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
  • I did not object to the object.
  • The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
  • There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
  • They were too close to the door to close it.
  • The buck does funny things when the does are present.
  • A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
  • To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
  • The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 
  • Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
  • I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 
  • How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? 

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:08 PM

    "fish" equals "ghoti"

    "gh" from enough
    "o" from women
    "ti" from notion

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  2. Interesting how we pronounce different syllables. Can you imagine how difficult it must be for a non-English speaking immigrant to learn our language.

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