Fitness

I am beginning to suspect my girlfriend may be taking steroids...

Octogenarian

I turned the big "eight zero" today and am now officially an octogenarian. Given some of things I have done in the past, I am a little surprised I made it this long.

When I lived in Mexico, they toasted me on my birthday by saying "may you live to be as old as you look". I may just do that!

Ouch!

We are currently experiencing triple digit temperatures here in Southern Arizona. You quickly learn not to touch any metal in a car that has been sitting in the sun.

Power Outage

We lost power in the park yesterday and it still has not been restored. Apparently, lightning struck a transformer and they have to order some parts to fix it.

In order to keep the house cool, I am using a Honda generator to power a window AC and a evaporative cooler. Here's my Rube Goldberg cooling system (patent pending)...

More Toads

$240,000 Minimum Wage

I think I may become a goat herder...