Signs of Aging

I'm back in Lake Havasu City for the winter. There is a large retiree population here which got me to thinking about ways you can tell you are not getting any younger...

• You meet the guys at McDonald's every morning for coffee
• You consider anyone who stays up past 10:00 p.m. a "wild party animal"
• Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work
• The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals
• You feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere
• Your little black book contains only names that end in M.D.
• You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons
• Your knees buckle but your belt won't
• Your back goes out more than you do
• You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise
• Your best friend is dating someone half his age... and isn't breaking any laws

Well, I've got to go... am late meeting the guys for coffee at McDonald's. Feel free to add any other "signs" in the comment section below.