Action Hero Night

It was "Action Hero Night" at the local Chick-Fil-A where kids dressed as their favorite action hero would receive a free Kid's Meal. I tried to convince them that I was still a kid-at-heart and that I was dressed as Marvel Comics' "Fat Man" whose superpower is the ability to eat huge quantities of dessert in a single sitting. For some inexplicable reason, they did not believe my story and I had to pay for dinner. 😢