Dining In

Today is the first day in Arizona that restaurants can resume dine-in services with certain limitations. The restaurant where I ate seated customers at least six feet apart, the waitstaff wore masks, the table was freshly sanitized and everything was served in disposal containers. All in all, a very reasonable approach to opening backup as safely as possible. In as much as they were still serving breakfast, I had the eggs, bacon, home fries and toast special...

If you had ever tasted my cooking, you would know how big a treat this was. Initially, the military was going to use my cooking for "enhanced interrogation" of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay, but it was determined that would be considered "cruel & unusual punishment", so they went with waterboarding instead.

Naps

Took a power-nap after lunch... never know when I might be invited to one of those wild parties where people stay up to 10 or 11 p.m.

Political Elites

I cannot help but notice that the politicians and bureaucrats, who want businesses to remain closed, are still receiving paychecks funded by taxpayers. I wonder what their position would be if they had no source of income, could not pay their bills and had to stand in long lines at food banks in order to feed their family. Just wondering.